Riddle #4  View/Post Comments (9)

Posted on February 9th, 2004. About Jokes/Riddles.

Use your brains

There is a common English word that is seven letters long.
Each time you remove a letter from it, it still remains a common English word - from seven letters right on down to a single letter. What is the original word, and what are the words that it becomes after removing a letter at a time?

Smart Answers  View/Post Comments (0)

Posted on February 3rd, 2004. About Jokes/Riddles.

PS: I got this in the email :smile:

STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS:

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn’t heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me…

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what’s your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we’ll be the happiest couple

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don’t you ever want to improve??

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

Riddles #2 & #3  View/Post Comments (9)

Posted on January 30th, 2004. About Jokes/Riddles.

1-What walks on four legs at the beginning then walks on two legs in the middle then walks on three legs in the end?

2-A man had to go to an important meeting and he had to ride his horse to get there. He left on Friday afternoon and came back three days later on Friday. How is that possible?

Answers will be posted in comments when needed.

Riddles  View/Post Comments (2)

Posted on January 25th, 2004. About Jokes/Riddles.

I’ll be posting some riddles from time to time. I’ll post the answers in the comments later on. PS: These riddles are taken from Riddlenut

A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, “If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50.”

The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he’ll just say he weighs more or less.

In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?

Making fun of IMs ” omg” “lol” “lmao”  View/Post Comments (2)

Posted on January 15th, 2004. About Jokes/Riddles, Thoughts.

Do you ever wonder why Instant messaging is so popular? for one it’s easy to use and you can access it anywhere on the web, for instance aol, all u gotta do is login to their site and you get the virtual AIM with your contact list ready. The only thing that I don’t understand is why people tend to use the IM language instead of the english language. For example, you see the “you” as “u” your as “ur” btw I’m a victim of that as well since I tend to use abbreviation alot. If you try to make sense of it though, it doesn’t take that much time to type your instead of ur and etc… The only thing that bothers me is when people start not to make sense of their words or making words up , to see what I’m saying here’s a Site I found a online that translates the english into the aol language. I’m going to translate this paragraph I wrote into aol to show you the difference. lmao.
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DO U EV3R WONDAR Y INSTANT MESAGNG IS SO POPULAR?!???!! OMG WTF FOR ON3 IT’S EASY 2 USA AND U CAN ACES IT ANYWH3RE ON TEH WEB FOR INSTANC3 AOL AL U GOTA DO IS LOGIN 2 THEYRE SIET AND U G3T DA VIRTUAL AME WIT UR CONTACT LIST R3ADY!1!! TEH ONLY THNG TAHT I DON’T UND3RSTAND IS Y P3OPLE T3ND 2 US3 DA IM INSTAAD OF DA ENGLISH LANGUAEG!!111 WTF LOL FOR AXMPLE U SE DA U AS “U” UR AS “UR” BTW I’M A VICTIM OF TAHT AS WEL SINCE I TEND 2 USE ABREVIATION ALOT11!1111 WTF IF U TRY 2 MAEK SENS3 OF IT THOUGH IT DOESN’T TAEK TAHT MUCH TIEM 2 TYP3 UR INST3AD OF UR AND ETC… DA ONLY THNG TAHT BOTHARS M3 IS WH3N PEOPLE START NOT 2 MAEK S3NSE OF THERE WORDS 2 SE WUT I’M SAYNG H3R3’S A SIET I FOUND A ONLIEN TAHT TRANSLAETS DA ANGLISH IN2 DA AOL LANGUAEG1!1!!!! WTF LOL I’M GONG 2 TRANSLAET THIS PARAGRAPH I WROTE IN2 AOL 2 SHOW U DA DIFARANCE1111111 OMG WTF LOL LMAO

Joke of the day  View/Post Comments (0)

Posted on January 11th, 2004. About Jokes/Riddles.

WHAT IS IT NOW?

God said, “Adam, I want you to do something for Me.”
Adam asked, “Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to do?”
God said, “Go down into that valley.”
Adam asked, “What’s a valley?”
God explained it to him.
Then God said, “Cross the river.”
Adam asked, “What’s a river?”
God explained it to him, and then said, “Go over to the hill…”
Adam asked, “What is a hill?”
So God explained that to Adam too.
He told Adam, “On the other side of the hill you will find a cave.”
Adam asked, “What’s a cave?”
After God explained, he said, “In the cave you will find a Woman.”
Adam asked, “What’s a woman?”
So God explained that to him too.
Then God said, “I want you to reproduce.”
Adam asked, “How do I do that?”
God said under his breath and then, just like everything else, God explained that to Adam as well.
So Adam went down into the valley, across the river, over the hill, into the cave, and found the woman.
Then in about five minutes, he was back.
God said angrily, “What is it now?”
Adam asked, “What’s a headache?”

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