WHAT IS IT NOW?

God said, “Adam, I want you to do something for Me.”
Adam asked, “Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to do?”
God said, “Go down into that valley.”
Adam asked, “What’s a valley?”
God explained it to him.
Then God said, “Cross the river.”
Adam asked, “What’s a river?”
God explained it to him, and then said, “Go over to the hill…”
Adam asked, “What is a hill?”
So God explained that to Adam too.
He told Adam, “On the other side of the hill you will find a cave.”
Adam asked, “What’s a cave?”
After God explained, he said, “In the cave you will find a Woman.”
Adam asked, “What’s a woman?”
So God explained that to him too.
Then God said, “I want you to reproduce.”
Adam asked, “How do I do that?”
God said under his breath and then, just like everything else, God explained that to Adam as well.
So Adam went down into the valley, across the river, over the hill, into the cave, and found the woman.
Then in about five minutes, he was back.
God said angrily, “What is it now?”
Adam asked, “What’s a headache?”